Independence

On these sacred documents in which Providence has rightly blessed, we declare one thing: a renewed and reaffirmed vivification without the curling webs of secondary education to squander precious time.

It is only just and right to rectify that time spent in a morning’s precarious beginnings. Drugged from warm cloths and pompous pillows, our youths have again and again subjected themselves to the injustices of early morns coupled with exacting education. In those hours whence sleep is most required, our youths are wronged, kept languor and listless, longing for nothing more than a few deserved hours rest. Is it such a sin to bring salvation to these children from their time oft demanded in the doldrums of mathematics and pop quizzes?

Nay! For what man, woman, or child does not long for a minute more of comfort and warmth before partaking in the day-to-day delirium these early mornings hath wrought? Nay, not one could rightly raise his hand and exclaim his love for this monstrous monotony without betraying truth. Not one could sing praises to those who built the temple of tedious testing before ten in the morning. Not one could honestly deny the promise, the peace, the purity of two hours more sleep. Not one.

But the asinine and extreme declare that the zombie-like appearance of our youth are for the good of all. Blasphemous, they ignore how they have become the profiler to our youth, cutting them into ‘perfect’ form, ready to mold our children into ashen-faced employers of a future none are certain of. Those in power, forgoing the health of the many for the prosperity of the few, ought to pry away from beloved beds at the shrill shriek of an alarm clock before casting damnation upon our youth.

So again, there is none we are more certain of than the Declaration of Independence from the pagan capitalistic worshipping of days begun too soon for too little. It is our Honor, our Duty, our Promise to edify the very foundations of our days before they are nothing more than the ghosts of hope.